How to choose a wife?

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The other day in the bath men spoke about choosing a future spouse. And since our team was composed of people of different generations, the dialogue, without further preliminaries, passed the stage of Innocents.
Those who were about thirty, made its ranking as follows. The future wife should be:

1.Krasiva face (to get up every morning to admire its features)
2. Long-legged. Like, short-legged women like the Yorkshire terrier, seeds, like cockroaches. Shame solid.
3.Grud third dimension (admits two plus). It is on this breast comfortable to sleep, and that's a good amount to go to work-worn hands hipster or kreakla.
4.Good obrazovanie.Zhelatelno institutes Peter or Moscow.
5.Iz good, educated family.
6. Maintain a healthy lifestyle.
7.Seksualno relaxed.

This approach is an adult man is nothing but Homeric laughter can cause. And now that we have given in return. Potential spouses should be:

1.Molchaliva. As our ancestors, the Slavs-Aryans and Finno-Finns: word-silver, silence is gold. Better if it will be silent. Or at least much stutter, especially when volnuetsya.Tishina family -Main condition of marital happiness.

2.Bogata. Thank feminists - male and female are now equal. If a girl from a wealthy family, then in the first place, it is greedy and does not allow himself to squander the family budget. And secondly, the main financial burden of shopping and luxury goods will fall on the shoulders of her father.

3. To be able to cook well. Yes, office plankton and effective managers, like to eat in restaurants and fast food restaurants, to gain thirty-five years, in addition to scoliosis and flat feet, a stomach ulcer. They were unaware that at this gadget, as the wife of the most useful skill - cooking is delicious and healthy food: ravioli, steak with blood, pancakes, potato pancakes, jellied meat, cabbage, cakes and other yummy.

4. Do not drink and smoke away. Imagine that after a hard shift at the machine you get home late at night and buy a bottle of vodka in the store. Here's a tricky question pionery: who will support the company?
Yes, you could call Pete, but his pressure and he is being treated for hypertension. Vasya gastric and he does not drink anything stronger than lemonade. Earrings do not let him go mad fury. Victor in a drinking bout. It remains only one option, vol with his wife, watching vigilantly so that it did not drink more than two glasses, because a normal guy after the change, to restore mental harmony, it takes about 400 grams.

5.Korotkonogaya. Bab with long legs artificially taken out as psov.Tolko those hounds hunt hares, and the droopy ears for men. In the harsh conditions of everyday life, in a fight with the wolves or goats, this breed is absolutely useless. The girl should be vislozhopa and short-legged. It should stand on their feet and have children in the same way, which gave birth to our great-grandmother. Women with these forms, according to a study by British scientists, sex love, in its traditional and not traditional form.

6. Breast size does not matter, because the plastic surgery in this area achieved significant results. Therefore, in agreement with his wife, it is possible to choose a breast of any size. As they say old-timers: boobs does not happen much.
In this section of the dignity rather be regarded as a desire to breastfeed for as long as it is recommended by doctors and science.

7.Krasota - this is the last criterion by which you should choose a wife. We would even say that the word "beauty" -sinonim word "danger". Have you seen any crazy to catch butterflies cabbage? But wanting to impose on the jade stem swallowtail butterflies galore.

That is, if you want to decorate your head horns prettier than the reindeer can you and should take care to marry, someone from the current long-legged, sisyastaya and lipped models-predators, but if you are a supporter of a strong family - marry the girl has six previous advantages.

And do not forget that our glorious ancestors spoke Tatar-Mongols: marry the beautiful only need to you will soon get rid of his wife.