How to drink vodka, why you need to drink vodka warm?

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Every day, millions of people on the planet, in an effort to know yourself, drink vodka. The danger lies in the fact that very few of them know how to do it right.


So, we have a standard scheme drinking vodka bottle from the freezer sweating (sometimes people poured glasses of water and also frozen), pickles, chopped bacon, bread, onions, garlic or herbs. Plus the company of three males, watching TV, sometimes on a bench in the park in a garage or on a fishing trip. Just be present beer hash, boiled potatoes, cabbage, chicken, eggs, dried fish, dumplings, sausage patties, biscuits, bagels, sauna and women.
What is the error?

1.Esche Transfiguration professor said that "cold appetizers and soup snack only nedorezanny Bolsheviks landlords. More or less self-respecting man operates a hot snack. "
This is to ensure that all the snacks from the "standard pattern" is bad manners and can not go to the benefit of man. Hot food is simply compensates for the temperature of cold vodka bringing it to body temperature.

2. Normal human body temperature is 36 ° C. In the gastrointestinal tract it is slightly higher. If we drink cold vodka, especially if it happens a few minutes before a meal, the mucosa is cooled, as a result, the process of digestion slows down. Cold Vodka nearly washes away the food from the stomach, not allowing her to digest properly.
That's why men drinking cold vodka can not eat.

3. It turns out that drinking vodka food cool people at risk of excess weight set.

4. There are many cases when, during use of the cold vodka, a man received serious hypothermia and before reaching home fell under a fence singing something like: "He fell near the feet of the black horse, and closed his dark eyes."

5.Chastenko happens that drinking cold vodka person becomes ill with angina, and takes the hospital for a week. Because it is treated exclusively with warm vodka with pepper (optional with lemon and honey) a man falls from a long range of their social roles and responsibilities.

6. All manufacturers recommend drinking cold vodka. This cunning marketing ploy, which became rich network of fast food restaurants McDonald's. The fact that the cold vodka does not quench thirst, no matter how much you would not drink. Many people probably noticed if men drink cold vodka, they will run for a second and then a third bottle.

7.Esche a dangerous moment. The bath is not recommended to drink cold vodka. The experience of our ancestors, the Slavic-Aryan, said that to restore the water-salt balance in the body after the sauna, it is necessary to drink strong drinks with something salty (following the example of how the descendants of the ancient Incas and Aztecs drinking tequila).
Therefore, the bath is useful to drink vodka, a little heated in the steam room, eating cucumber in a hot brine.

8.Esche one argument in favor of a natural warm vodka. On the whole territory of our vast country winter lasts from 9 to 11 months. Agree, very strange drink cold vodka in cold weather.

9.Teplaya vodka has a very big advantage to the cold because it disgusting to drink. Moreover, due to the fact that the chemical structure and the temperature warm vodka is close in composition to the saline, it is rapidly absorbed into the blood and brings maximum results at low cost.

10. Finally. To warm vodka gave the maximum effect, it is better to use one. It's simple arithmetic. Divide 500 grams per three is not at all if you pour fuel in one tank. Three times more profit with three-time reducing costs.

Try to drink vodka right and you felt a strong surge of energy, a desire to move mountains and a good mood.
ZY.O use vodka room temperature, said Comrade. Pokhlebkin Smirnoff and older. High-quality vodka pёtsya (like cognac) warm. Then drink to feel the taste and aroma of the beverage. Cold vodka recommend drinking negligent manufacturers, so we did not feel the smell and taste of a surrogate. Ice vodka hides all this crap.